remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
I was one of the first people to get it and they put a hazard sign ON MY FRONT DOOR
my mum wouldn’t let anyone touch our taps and if we did we had to bleach them and wash them with hot water
What the hell are “taps”
the things you get water out of in your house….
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
Who brought this back
man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.
write a book